I must apologize for being somewhat remiss regarding my own gear:usage tabulation. Apparently I didn't consider all parameters for first deployment of a camera, its system and/or ancillary media. To wit, I'm diligently researching the matter by assembling an ad hoc committee of current and former colleagues, familiar relations (those who will still take my calls), friends (I use the term loosely) and anyone else who may have witnessed, heard, or had a referential understanding, that I ever handled a camera. It is my hope then that in fairly short order, I should have, at the very least, a cursory list available, to the inclusion thereof:
1.) My FIRST camera deployed as a weapon
2.) My FIRST camera used as a boat anchor
3.) My FIRST camera surrendered to the court in a divorce settlement
4.) My FIRST etc etc etc
Oh, and yes, as much as I wanted to keep such thoroughly disgusting and reprobate notions under the heavy rock or sewer they belong, I will even endeavor to recall, however difficult it may be (I was young at the time and experimenting with "substances") when I tried my first Black camera. And just for the record: Some of my best cameras were, and are, Black. And not that it's anyone's business, but I've been in a happy and committed relationship with a Black DSLR for several years now. And she is hardly "my first" DSLR, and not a mere fetish either!
You should only know the hell I endured decades back, when I broke off my high school engagement with my sturdy, silver, German SLR only to break my mother's heart by coming home with "that used Japanese thing".