Hi,Dave,you are correct about most Dslr are top surface,I had the D700 before,and now the Df,all top surface,and same as the D800.
Keith,I think you can mod your old F3 B screen,for your D800,because I did try my D700 screen for the D800,and fit,that I mod from the F3,but the short side a little gap to the body of camera,but not much compare to the Df.
Lloyd