The Kissing Anecdote
Here in France we have a quaint way of saying hello to people we know - we 'fait la bise' - a quick peck on each cheek. Some ares have it better than us - three or even 4 kisses!! (I'm thinking of moving...)
Anyway, when I collected Nuria (yesterday evenings dancer) from the station, as we've known each other a few years, she naturally kissed me.
Later in the evening I was talking to a colleague and mentioned (sadly within hearing of my wife...) that I was never going to wash my lips again
It must have been this that led to a VERY quiet evening after the concert