If you can say the tile of this thread quickly, you are doing a lot better than Mongo.
Now to the picture story below captured just wondering around in one of the local parks.
If you are the modern-day busy pirate quite rightfully concentrating on pillaging and plundering and not wishing to waste time, then, you need the latest in wash and wear dip dry essential accessory - the Macaw. (images 1 to 4 below)
Images 5 and 6 just show what great friends these two are. The parrot even had a walking leash - who needs a dog ?! this one is just as loyal, can even talk back to you and laugh at your bad jokes.
BWT - the upper plumage on the Macaw in image 5 was one of the only times Mongo managed to get superb results from the 200-400mm f4. The post processed Tiff file of this image shows an astonishing image result for that plumage (then used with a D200 but at close range). Mongo mentions this because he is no fan of this lens and ultimately sold it for unsatisfactory performance.