Tommie and Floyd are my new best buddies
(There was a woman and once asked a smoker, how long do you smoke?
He replied, about 20 years. She asked further, how much do you smoke.
He said, about two packets a day. She observed, that's 12$ a day, roughly 4380$ a year, or more than 80K$ in the 20 years that you smoked. You could have bought a Porsche or a Ferrari or etc...
He asked her does she smoke. She said no, of course not.
Well then, where the f&*#! is your Ferrari?
)
Off topic, sorry
