My point is that "equivalence" is not helpful in making photographs. All I need to know is that 80mm is "normal" on 6 x 6: then I know that I need a "normal" lens - on FX 35mm to 50mm and on DX 24mm to 35mm.
That is, loosely speaking, a statement about equivalence of focal lengths regarding angle of view (AOV). You are arguing against something that is so deeply ingrained in your thinking that you don't even notice it. All that James and others did was not to stop at AOV, but extend the concept to other important image characteristics.
I do not need to know the "equivalent" focal lengths because I do not want "the same framing and perspective" because I am not trying to copy Bailey's image. "Equivalence" is only helpful if you are trying to copy images, and copying images is pointless - as well as, in the case of other people's images, not obviously legal.
In your statement above, you already determined equivalent focal length ranges on several formats. You just used a very high tolerance in terms of the resulting FOV.
Whether you want to copy the image exactly or just imitate it roughly is a matter of tolerance, and you are quite right to say that there are many other factors at play here (besides the camera setting). Frankly, your problem statement did not precisely state the goal. Why are you now saying that copying images is pointless or illegal? You were the one to set up the problem. To 'reproduce the look' could mean anything from something vaguely reminiscent to an exact copy.
Very shallow DoF is not, contrary to the impression discussions of equivalence give, a widely used pictorial device;
I don't get your statement. It is a feature (or a bug, depending on your viewpoint) of almost all photography that most of everything is out of focus. Whether it is used intentionally as a pictorial device or not; it is simply a reality that we have to live with and work around.
Besides, shallow DOF, or rather, the amount of background blur, is a tool for isolating the subject. It is commonplace in e.g. wildlife photography, where quite often you get a rare opportunity at a certain subject, and there is lots of clutter that is not relevant to the image. You might not consider these examples (which are too numerous to list) important, but here we are again approaching deeply subjective territory.
I don't know whether you
expect to settle such subjective and controversial matters, but I understand that you are pushing a certain taste or style of photography. I respect that, but I don't accept it as universal. Therefore I do not like the idea of subjugating technical/scientific concepts to (a particular) taste.
Do I really need to spell out an argument for why, if "equivalence" is not helpful in making photographs, it is not helpful in evaluating equipment for making photographs?
Well, if you want to. In my mind they are almost completely independent.
Why conflate two things if you can enjoy the freedom of thinking in two dimensions?
I like my kitchen knives to be very sharp. Sometimes it makes the food look and taste better, sometimes it is not noticeable.
Finding and perfecting ways to sharpen a knife is completely independent of perfecting culinary skills. I don't decide whether I sharpened the knife well by tasting the final meal, since there are too many factors playing into that. Instead, I inspect and try the blade using one or several standard tests. Having the blade perform well on these tests gives me the confidence I need to have in my tools. I don't subjugate the sharpness test to a specific style of cuisine, because I don't want to be constrained by this choice, and even when a sharp blade is not critical for the success of a meal, it makes the preparation more enjoyable and safer.