Indeed choosing just two lenses, or even just
one is not easy,, unless one let's go of thoughts about constraints
I would definitely choose my D850 as camera,,,
First lens is Nikkor 24-70 f/2.8 AFS E VR - Very universal do all at very high level lens in all aspects.
As cropping to a large extent is possible - there would not be so much need for longer focal lengths,,,
I would possibly ad Nikkor 16mm AF-D f/2.8 as it's just universally super fun UWA to use for capturing as much of a scene as possible and very capable on the D850 as well
Many many other combinations possible I must confess I could go on for days